Two More Characters at Work

At work there are many different types of people. Here are a few more people that you either may be, may know, or may have heard of.

The Not-That-Hot Girl

She's cute, but not that cute. But she knows she's really cute. Downright hot even. And she tries to use her self-granted hotness to her advantage. Unfortunately, their are two big problems. 1) She's a total b!tch. She not nearly as nice as she thinks she is, would never return a favor, and thinks that she's too hot for bad things to happen to her.

Later in career becomes: The office slut.

Line you'll hear her say: "I need some help closing out the book for last month (slowly leans on desk), know of anyone nice gentlemen who can help poor little me?"

Line you'll say back: No.

The Guy Who Can't Make Eye Contact

This guy is hilarious. He'll talk to you. He'll even look at you. But he'll focus on a spot on your body that isn't your face. He's not ogling you, he just can't bring himself to actually make eye contact. He'll still have hand motions, and facial expressions of someone that has self-esteem and self-respect, but the fact that he thinks looking into your eyes will turn him to stone show you that he doesn't think very highly of himself.

Later in career becomes: The guy who's most likely to shoot up an office.

Line you'll hear him say: Anything really, just don't expect him to look at your face when he says it.

Line you'll say back: "Are you looking at my crotch?"