If Job Descriptions Were Truthful... RECEPTIONIST

Job Title: Receptionist
Notice I didn't say brain cancer medication developer!

Job Description
As the receptionist of DeltaHouse, you will be responsible for cheerfully greeting people when they enter the workplace. However, if you don't tell them to go f*ck themselves, we suppose that's OK too. You will also be asked to answer the phones. Seriously, this isn't that difficult. But for some reason the last receptionist we had made this seem like we were locking her in a cage with dozen of vipers. Finally, on occasion you with have to mail documents and hand job applicant applications. This requires the handling of paper. Please don't treat it like we are trying to kill you.

Requirements

• The ability to files nails
• The ability to gossip
• The ability to roll eyes
• Hotness: a plus, we'll take not disgusting
• Being responsible for everything listed in the above without acting like it isn't your job.