Three Work Products/Services That Are Truly Needed

OK, I really wish there were certain things that you could have or do at work, that you just can't. Because of laws... but, mainly etiquette... and propriety.

1) Pimp my Cubicle - Ever since Pimp my Ride came out (it isn't still out, is it? That show was like Celebrity Deathmatch, cool, but eventually we got the point), but picture a service that could put what ever you want in your office/cube. Wall-sized computer monitors. Trap doors. Couches. Wall safes instead of locking file cabinets.

2) De-Pimp their Cubicle - Do you have co-worker who still has the same picture of her kids or cats from six years ago? Venting HR Parents still have my high school picture in their offices. But still, let's make the point that you are looking at their workspace too. It's not just about them. You have to look at the cat-len-dar, and their oriental rug that is inexplicably in their space. Next day, they come in to: neon lights and a disco ball!

3) Anonymous Hate Mail - Have an employee that is driving you nuts about a specific thing? Here's where you get to have your say while making them think that the conspiracy is that much more. Send them anonymous hate mail. HarleyGuy can come to work with an email saying, "Hey HarleyGuy, exactly zero people care about the time you and your other geriatric friends went to a biker bar 40 miles away. You are holding people hostage with your conversations." Solves a problem. Go to collegehumor.com and read Roomate Confession for your on free ideas.